{"id":7308,"date":"2017-11-22T15:01:23","date_gmt":"2017-11-22T14:01:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.gleeden.com\/fr\/?p=7308"},"modified":"2017-11-22T15:02:19","modified_gmt":"2017-11-22T14:02:19","slug":"pire-phrases-drague","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.gleeden.com\/fr\/pire-phrases-drague\/","title":{"rendered":"Les phrases de drague qui font fuir les femmes !"},"content":{"rendered":"
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La s\u00e9duction est un art. Et ces messieurs le ma\u00eetrisent plus ou moins bien… Voici un petit r\u00e9cap des pires phrases de drague de la gent masculine. Ce que les hommes nous disent tout haut et ce que les femmes pensent tout bas ! <\/strong><\/h3>\n

Ton p\u00e8re est un voleur, il a pris toutes les \u00e9toiles du ciel pour les mettre dans tes yeux<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Une telle originalit\u00e9, \u00e7a s’applaudit\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

Excuse-moi, ton p\u00e8re est terroriste ? Parce que tu es une bombe !<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Certains excellent dans l’art du mauvais go\u00fbt\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

Tu ne t’es pas fait mal quand tu es tomb\u00e9 du ciel ?<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Non mais te voir ramer \u00e0 ce point, \u00e7a fait mal…\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

Attention, t’as fait tomber quelque chose ! T’as fait tomber mon c\u0153ur…<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Po\u00e8te du soir bonsoir\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

J’adore les femmes un peu rondes comme toi<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Pas de bol, moi je pr\u00e9f\u00e8re la finesse. Et \u00e7a n’a pas l’air d’\u00eatre ta plus grande qualit\u00e9.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

Salut, \u00e7a te dit un petit cinq \u00e0 sex ?<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Alors toi, tu n’essayes m\u00eame pas de faire un effort\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

Salut, je te paye un verre avant d’aller \u00e0 l’h\u00f4tel ?<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Chouette un goujat. Quelle nuit d\u00e9licieuse en perspective…\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

Pourquoi je te suis ? Parce que mon p\u00e8re m’a toujours dit de suivre mes r\u00eaves<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Une mention sp\u00e9ciale angoisse pour celui-ci\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

J’ai un probl\u00e8me avec mon portable, il manque ton num\u00e9ro<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0D\u00e9sol\u00e9e, j’ai pas de t\u00e9l\u00e9phone. Si si, je t’assure\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

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Et en ligne ?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Aujourd’hui, la tendance est \u00e0 la virtualisation des rencontres et des relations. Et la s\u00e9duction se passe aussi en ligne ! Un petit bonus avec ces classiques de la drague 2.0 !<\/p>\n

Salut, \u00e7a va ?<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Deux mots : cr\u00e9ativit\u00e9 – originalit\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

Salut, tu veux venir chez moi, l\u00e0 tout de suite ?<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0C’est ce qu’on appelle aller un peu trop vite en besogne\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

Slt t canon, on f\u00e9 con\u00e9ssence ?<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Allez, un petit effort quand m\u00eame\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

Bonsoir Mademoiselle, vos yeux sont magnifiques !<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Bizarre, je n’ai pas de photo de profil. Ah les ravages du copier\/coller…\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

A lire \u00e9galement :<\/strong>\u00a0Ces hommes qui font fuir les femmes d\u00e8s le premier rendez-vous !<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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