{"id":2042,"date":"2013-07-03T08:00:32","date_gmt":"2013-07-03T06:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.gleeden.com\/fr\/?p=2042"},"modified":"2013-07-03T08:00:32","modified_gmt":"2013-07-03T06:00:32","slug":"merci-mais-non-merci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.gleeden.com\/fr\/merci-mais-non-merci\/","title":{"rendered":"Merci, mais non merci !"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><i>Etre \u00e9conduit sans comprendre pourquoi n\u2019est jamais agr\u00e9able. Mais faut-il forc\u00e9ment se remettre en question\u00a0?<\/i><\/h4>\n<address style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a0\u00ab\u00a0Tu es mignon, intelligent et dr\u00f4le, mais tu comprends, je cherche quelqu\u2019un de plus d\u20191m80.\u00a0\u00bb<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00ab\u00a0J\u2019adore ton humour, ta personnalit\u00e9 me renverse, mais je recherche un mec tr\u00e8s sportif.\u00a0\u00bb<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00ab\u00a0Tu es quelqu\u2019un d\u2019unique et j\u2019aurais sans doute pu t\u2019\u00e9pouser dans une autre vie, mais malheureusement tu n\u2019es pas tatou\u00e9 sur le lobe droit.\u00a0\u00bb<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: justify;\">J\u2019imagine que ce genre de phrases, conclusion abrupte \u00e0 ce qui vous semblait \u00eatre un \u00e9change de mails prometteur, est \u00e9galement parvenu jusqu\u2019\u00e0 votre bo\u00eete de r\u00e9ception. Tout se passait bien, votre accroche avait fait mouche, votre correspondante avait saisi toutes les perches habilement diss\u00e9min\u00e9es dans votre message, et puis patatras, vous lui avez ouvert votre album priv\u00e9.<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a0<\/address>\n<address><strong>L&rsquo;ouverture du book priv\u00e9<\/strong><\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ah\u00a0! L\u2019ouverture de l\u2019album priv\u00e9\u2026 Ce moment fatidique\u00a0! Croix rouge ou coche vert\u00a0? Votre doigt tremble au-dessus de ce bouton, qui n\u2019a jamais autant ressembl\u00e9 \u00e0 celui cach\u00e9 dans le levier de vitesse de l\u2019Aston Martin de James Bond &#8211; qui contr\u00f4le, je vous le rappelle, le si\u00e8ge \u00e9jectable, bande d\u2019incultes. Malheureusement, c\u2019est vous qui \u00eates sur le si\u00e8ge en question, et ce n\u2019est pas vous qui conduisez. En livrant votre visage aux lionnes, vous savez que vous vous appr\u00eatez \u00e0 recevoir un petit coup de boost \u00e0 votre ego, ou \u00e0 vous prendre un coup sur la t\u00eate. Parfois, on se laisse aller \u00e0 penser des choses comme \u00ab\u00a0mais ne t\u2019en fais pas, c\u2019est une femme, elle est moins exigeante que les hommes sur le physique\u00a0; en soci\u00e9t\u00e9, j\u2019ai d\u00e9j\u00e0 eu du succ\u00e8s avec des femmes qui ne s\u2019arr\u00eataient pas \u00e0 mon degr\u00e9 de Beckhamitude.\u00a0\u00bb Et l\u00e0, le jugement tombe, et l\u2019on tombe de haut. Comment peut-elle me rembarrer pour quelque chose d\u2019aussi superficiel que ma taille ou que mon absence de tatouage\u00a0?<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a0<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Soyez diff\u00e9rent\u00a0: Les femmes ne recherchent pas ce qu\u2019elles ont d\u00e9j\u00e0<\/strong><\/address>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Oui, c\u2019est vrai, dans la rue, on voit plus souvent des femmes superbes au bras d\u2019hommes au physique peu avantageux que le contraire. Ceci nous laisserait \u00e0 penser que les hommes sont d\u2019abord attach\u00e9s \u00e0 l\u2019enveloppe charnelle, et les femmes, \u00e0 la bo\u00eete cr\u00e2nienne\u00a0; c\u2019est peut-\u00eatre le cas. Mais nous ne somme pas dans la rue\u00a0! Les femmes pr\u00e9sentes ici ne recherchent pas ce qu\u2019elles ont d\u00e9j\u00e0\u2026 Si elles sont ici, c\u2019est qu\u2019elles veulent autre chose. Sur Gleeden, elles ont l\u2019occasion de r\u00e9aliser un fantasme qui ne leur est pas accessible dans leur quotidien. Beaucoup n\u2019assumeraient pas de s\u2019afficher socialement au bras d\u2019un culturiste. Mais combien r\u00eavent de se faire manipuler par un tas de muscles qui ne parlent qu\u2019\u00e0 son corps, sans interf\u00e9rence c\u00e9r\u00e9brale, d\u2019animal \u00e0 animale\u00a0? Et que dire de toutes celles qui ne supportent pas une attitude paternaliste de la part de leur mari au quotidien, et qui salivent \u00e0 la seule id\u00e9e de subir la domination brutale d\u2019un amant\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">N\u2019oublions pas que pour beaucoup d\u2019interlocutrices, nous ne sommes pas des possibilit\u00e9s de remplacement pour leur mari, mais des jouets grandeur nature. Et en tant que jouet, si nous ne sommes pas celui qu\u2019elles avaient command\u00e9 au p\u00e8re no\u00ebl, de la bonne taille, de la bonne couleur, et qui produit les bons sons quand on appuie sur les boutons\u2026 Elles seront d\u00e9\u00e7ues.<\/p>\n<address style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Restez honn\u00eate<\/strong><\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: justify;\">Evidemment, la tentation de rentrer dans le moule de leurs attentes est grande. Grave erreur\u00a0! Votre correspondante s\u2019apercevrait t\u00f4t ou tard de la supercherie. Ce serait comme enlever son jouet de l\u2019emballage et s\u2019apercevoir que les piles n\u2019\u00e9taient pas vendues avec. De quoi vous g\u00e2cher un no\u00ebl\u00a0! Il me semble que le mieux est encore de se pr\u00e9senter honn\u00eatement, sans survendre sa taille (verticale ou horizontale), son taux de muscles ou sa culture. Si vous lui parlez de Balzac dans tous vos messages, et qu\u2019arriv\u00e9e chez vous, elle ne voit que des Mickey Parade, elle risque d\u2019avoir du mal \u00e0 profiter de votre romanesque virilit\u00e9. Et croyez-moi, il est tr\u00e8s compliqu\u00e9 de provoquer un orgasme chez votre partenaire alors qu\u2019elle imagine Pluto ramener la baballe \u00e0 son ma\u00eetre. Alors faites vous gagner du temps\u00a0: annoncez la couleur tout de suite. Bon chien.<\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a0<\/address>\n<p>Ecrit par <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.gleeden.com\/fr\/tag\/louis-cipher\/\">Louis Cipher<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Etre \u00e9conduit sans comprendre pourquoi n\u2019est jamais agr\u00e9able. Mais faut-il forc\u00e9ment se remettre en question\u00a0? \u00a0\u00ab\u00a0Tu es mignon, intelligent et dr\u00f4le, mais tu comprends, je cherche quelqu\u2019un de plus d\u20191m80.\u00a0\u00bb \u00ab\u00a0J\u2019adore ton humour, ta personnalit\u00e9 me renverse, mais je recherche&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2045,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[61],"tags":[77],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.0 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Merci, mais non merci !<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/blog.gleeden.com\/fr\/merci-mais-non-merci\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Merci, mais non merci !\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Etre \u00e9conduit sans comprendre pourquoi n\u2019est jamais agr\u00e9able. 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