{"id":1886,"date":"2013-06-14T08:00:24","date_gmt":"2013-06-14T06:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.gleeden.com\/fr\/?p=1886"},"modified":"2013-06-14T08:00:24","modified_gmt":"2013-06-14T06:00:24","slug":"petit-guide-de-survie-de-la-gleedenaute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.gleeden.com\/fr\/petit-guide-de-survie-de-la-gleedenaute\/","title":{"rendered":"Petit guide de survie de la Gleedenaute"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Ca y est. Vous avez d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de franchir le pas. L’heure et le lieu de rendez-vous sont fix\u00e9s. Un peu de f\u00e9brilit\u00e9 et d’appr\u00e9hension se font sentir. De nombreuses interrogations vous traversent l’esprit. Et si, je me suis tromp\u00e9e, et si …? Voici quelques conseils pour un rendez-vous sans inqui\u00e9tude.<\/h4>\n

V\u00e9rifiez sur internet le lieu de rendez-vous. Cela \u00e9vitera de s\u00e9rieuses d\u00e9convenues. S’apercevoir, au dernier moment, que le square Jean Moulin se situe au milieu de barres d’immeubles, un samedi soir, il y de quoi faire demi-tour.<\/p>\n

Le lieu et l’heure de la rencontre sont corrects. Un samedi apr\u00e8s-midi dans la zone commerciale d’un hypermarch\u00e9. Pourquoi pas \u2026 Il ne s\u2019agit certainement pas de l’endroit le plus fun mais les possibilit\u00e9s sont l\u00e0. Malgr\u00e9 tout, votre instinct vous titille. \u00c7a se sent la supercherie. La belle arnaque au profil. En lieu et place du bel hidalgo, vous faites face \u00e0, comment dire, \u00a0un short, un tee-shirt, et des claquettes.\u00a0 Les bras charg\u00e9s de courses il vous dit : \u00ab\u00a0j’en ai profit\u00e9 pour faire mon plein, \u00e7a ne te d\u00e9range pas\u00a0\u00bb. Ce n\u2019est franchement pas possible. Il faut partir au plus vite.<\/p>\n

Dans tous les cas, pr\u00e9voir le coup de t\u00e9l\u00e9phone d’une amie complice ou la programmation de votre portable \u00e0 une heure convenue qui pourrait vous permettre de se sortir de ce mauvais pas. Avec votre amie, mettez-vous d’accord sur quelques phrases-cl\u00e9s, faites durer au maximum la conservation et concluez par un \u00ab\u00a0ok, j’arrive tout de suite\u00a0\u00bb autoritaire. Il ne reste plus qu’\u00e0 botter en touche. D\u00e9sol\u00e9, une urgence. A vous de voir.<\/p>\n

Finalement, les deux premi\u00e8res \u00e9tapes de passent bien. Un caf\u00e9, un brin de causette. Pas de fausse note en vue. On peut passer aux choses s\u00e9rieuses. L’envie et le d\u00e9sir montent quand il vous murmure au creux de l’oreille :\u00a0\u00bbTu vas rire, j’ai oubli\u00e9 mes pr\u00e9servatifs. C’est b\u00eate, non ?\u00a0\u00bb. Y a pas \u00e0 dire, c’est super-dr\u00f4le. Ou Bien, vous arr\u00eatez tout, tout de suite en claquant la porte. Ou bien, ce mec est vraiment trop et l\u00e0, vous sortez d’un geste non-chaland et un brin ironique une bo\u00eete de pr\u00e9servatif de votre sac. C’est bien connu, les hommes ne peuvent pas penser \u00e0 deux choses \u00e0 la fois.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Savoir se quitter est sans doute un des moments les\u00a0 plus difficiles \u00e0 g\u00e9rer. Que tout se soit excellemment pass\u00e9 ou moyennement, aucune raison ne vous oblige \u00e0 promettre. Le mieux est de se donner rendez-vous sur le site, une fois la tension et la passion redescendus. Evitez les promesses dans le feu de l’action.<\/p>\n

Ecrit par Gemini Cricket<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ca y est. Vous avez d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de franchir le pas. L’heure et le lieu de rendez-vous sont fix\u00e9s. Un peu de f\u00e9brilit\u00e9 et d’appr\u00e9hension se font sentir. De nombreuses interrogations vous traversent l’esprit. 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